For Lack of a Better Blog Post

Have I ever mentioned how much it bugs me that the picture at the top of this page isn't the size I want it to be?????

Because it does. And it isn't.


Also. Why is it that it is impossible for a girl to spontaneously produce her own surfboard, drive herself out to some seawall somewhere, teach herself to surf without being surrounded by Japanese instructors and 6-year-old surfing prodigies, and be perfect at surfing on the first try? WHY?????
I recently watched Soul Surfer, if you can't tell. Gosh, I want to surf so bad. Not because of the movie though. I just do. I was born in California. I recently learned to like avocados. I tan easily. Why can't just round out the stereotype and be able to skate and surf like a pro? Shouldn't be all that hard.

But I'm too nervous to ask my friend with an extra surfboard if I can borrow his, because I can't actually surf. And I'm too nervous to take a class because I'd be alone and surrounded by little kids. And I'm too nervous to ask my friend to teach me because I'm convinced he'd laugh, make up some excuse, and then go off with his group of surfer friends and rip it up on the waves without me, and have a great time while he was at it.

GRRRRR.

I also have the spontaneous urge to make a music video. A diehard, rockin' music video with revolutionary screenplay and wild, awesome dance moves. But of course, I'm embarrassed of silent judgement if I were to post it anywhere.

And I have the urge to walk up to someone and say nothing at all. Just stare into their face. Then draw my fist back and deliver a blow to their face so hard that they yell out in pain and double over in agony, while onlookers marvel at my beastly-ness.

Not that I'm thinking of a specific person, I've just always wanted someone (preferably male) to do something horrible enough to me that I'd be justified in doing it.

I also have the urge to walk up to someone (possibly the same person that I punched in the face), stare into their eyes, and deliver a dramatic, movie-worthy kiss.

But of course. We all know these things are NOT happening anytime soon. Heavens no. We can't have shenanigans like that. I'm the good girl, remember?

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My prose has been exhausted. *sigh*
Good night, world.