We Need More Castle On Here

And now I'd like to share one of my favorite scenes of all time from the show Castle. 
It's between him and his teenage daughter Alexis (who essentially embodies the person that I dream of being). It's probably definitely my favorite spiel she's ever said. It counts as a monologue because Castle never successfully interrupts her. Enjoy. 
(The part where Beckett walks in can be the end, unless you're really interested in why their current suspect isn't the killer.) 

*sigh*