Dear T.E.,

I promise to never cling to you like Velcro when you're around your other friends.

I promise to never spam you with annoying mail.

I promise to never flaunt our awesomeness with pictures of cartoon shapes every other day.

I promise to never, ever be a stereotypical teenage girl.

I promise to never overreact if you have a good time without me.


I promise to always be happy for you.


Even if that happiness means I'll never get to fulfill these promises.